BioWare told us at it’s dialog production session at GDC:

Deer Mackrosuft,

Next times yous shows XNA kiosx at GDC, plz use Xboxies that wurkz.

kkthxbye

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I have a marketing professor who on his first year of teaching at my university got to experience a teaching disaster. He was teaching Principals of Marketing, the introductory marketing course which lays the foundations for all future marketing courses. It was his first time teaching, so he hadn’t found the right way to teach the students the material. When the midterm was distributed, the class average was a 64. He went to his colleagues for advice, and they told him to shift his teaching strategy. Over the next week, he did exactly that. By week two, everyone was in a better mood and back on track. Except for one kid. This kid was not a business major, but a computer science major. He was so upset about his midterm grade that for three weeks (six 90 minute class periods) he spent the entire time glaring at my professor. Kind of like a look of death glare. Read more →

Don’t need all the features in the SexBox system? The opt out for the SexBox Core System instead! It contains the bare-bones necessities to fulfill all your gaming…eh, pleasures. All for $18.

Age of Conan is being censored in Germany. They’re censoring boobs. They’re censoring decapitation. They’re censoring gore. This isn’t a surprise, considering a little over a year ago the German government was considering to pass a law that would lock you up in jail for up to a year if you killed any virtual humanoid in a video game (zombie, alien, orc, or other human model). This also isn’t a surprise since Germany is adamant on banning everything. Here’s some other things they’ve banned: Read more →

Fuck you Tecmo Super Bowl! This is the last time you will let me down. I believed you! I trusted in you! You guaranteed me a win. Patriots 24, Giants 21. That’s what you said, right? RIGHT? How the fuck could you do this to me? How could you be so wrong? I bought a square. Patriots 0 Giants 4. What was the score with less than two minutes left in the Super Bowl? Patriots 14, Giants 10. I had the REVERSE! I had $1500 coming my way! You promised me the Gaytriots would win in! You promised! But where was your prediction that the Giants would perform one last drive to deliver the biggest upset in football history, Tecmo Super Bowl? Where was that? I fucking hate you. I want to let you know that I poured out the remainder of my Captain Morgan bottle on your cartridge and lit it on fire. That’s right. You’re out of my life, Tecmo Super Bowl! OUT! Never again will I listen to your shitty predictions. Never again will I take your word for a Super Bowl outcome. $1500. Gone. That would have covered my hotel room in Miami this spring break! Fuck you Tecmo Super Bowl.

On a lighter note, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck you Patriots! 18-1. How does that feel? Eat it Tom Brady! Eat it like you eat Wes Welker’s cock in the locker room! Fuck you Belicheat! What a perfect finish to the season. No more cocky Patriots pussies shoving their 19-0 bullshit in my face. How does the salt taste, fuckfaces? HAHAHAHA!

The release of firmware 3.90 on Network Update allows users with a PSP-2000 to use the long awaited Skype feature. If playing a PSP on the train didn’t make you look like a dork, talking to your PSP on the train certainly will. The update also expands support for Playstation Network titles

Age of Conan was pushed back to May 20, 2o08, but fear not! Your need for pixelated titties can be temporarily cured!