December 6, 2005
Why is it that every time this year again. Amidst all that holiday cheer that lifts up my spirits and puts me in a wonderful mood, one thing after another begins to go wrong and brings me down to depression again. It all started with that car accident I posted about in December. My first car accident ever and since then I’ve gotten more bad luck than I’ve had in the last two years. Let me elaborate. About two weeks after the car accident, when I got my car back from the shop, I decided to go have a drink and a bite to eat at the bar. So my good friend Peggy was bartending, and she hooked me up with a few rounds of Bacardi and Coke. I was by no means drunk, but i had a mild buzz, the type that just gives you a warm fuzzy feeling. So I get on the road to drive home and it was freezing outside. My car is stick shift, so I would rev it at every light and usually red line the engine before shifting gears so it could warm up faster. Wouldn’t you know it, I get pulled over. “License and registration pelase.” Crap. I give the officer my whole “I’ve been working all day and I’m coming home from work now. I’m really tierd, and really sorry. I just want to go home and get some sleep before I go back tomorrow morning.” routine that has gotten me out of a few tickets in the past. Not this time. “OK sir, can I see your license please?” Great. I show him my ticket from the accident to prove that my license was taken as bond (cause I’m under 21) and then he pops the question to me, “Did you have anything to drink tonight?” Crap x2. “No officer, I’m just tired and trying to get home. I’m coming straight from work.” He shines his flashlight in my eyes and tells me to follow his finger. My heart was racing. I dunno how I managed it, but I somehow passed the test, even though I knew he wasn’t fully convinced. He asked me to follow him to the station to process the ticket. Luckily, I know plenty of Arlington Heights cops, so I called Scott and he told me to plead innocent and go to court and he’d take care of me. They released me, and told me that I had seven days to mail in the info before I was arrested and held on $5000 bail. Like going 64 in a 45 was such a huge threat to society…

So Thanksgiving comes and goes, and I still haven’t heard from DePaul. I call up the Vice President of the CTI department at the university so she can help me out, and she tells me she’ll look into it. Unfortunately, I’ve had to work on every single day of the week except my school days, leaving me with virtually no time to study for finals or write my research papers and journals. I’m getting that feeling when you procrastinate everything till the last minute and it all piles up on you….but this time I wasn’t procrastinating. So averaging about 3 hours of sleep each night this week, I managed to lethargically do my studies and perform at par level at work. And on Thursday, when I was leaving class, I pulled out of the parking lot normally and wet to the stop sign. I look in my rear view mirror and see the school’s police Jeep with its lights flashing. Great, what did I do now? “Hello, do you know why I pulled you over?” “Honestly officer, I have no idea. Did I do something wrong?” “As a matter of fact, you didn’t fully stop at the stop sign by the parking lot and you were going 31 in a 25. Can I see your license and registration?” I felt like I had reached the lowest of the low. My luck had reached rock bottom. I gave him my Arlington Heights speeding ticket and my insurance card. “Steven, do you know that I will have to suspend your license?” “What, why officer?” “Illinois state law says that if you are under 21 and have three moving violations within a period of 12 months you get your license suspended for six months.” Crap x1000000. “Sit tight, and I’ll be right back.” Sit tight? I started hitting my head against the steering wheel. Not even two minutes later he comes back and hands me my papers back and says, “Listen, you’ve been very respectful. I don’t want you to lose your license because you probably have work and school you need to drive to. Just drive a bit more carefully next time.” I swear I almost jumped out of the car and hugged him.

Today arrives. After coming home last night I went straight to bed. I was so sick I didn’t want to do anything else. Unfortunately, being sick caused me to wake up every hour in cold sweat and toss and turn for 15 minutes before falling asleep again. I woke up at 7am feeling like complete shit. I didn’t eat, I simply took a shower and took off. Where to? The Cook County Circuit Court of course! I had to go and get my license back from the accident. So I had to be in room 101 by 9:30am. I was there at 9:15. The judge was pretty cool actually. He was very nice, was cracking jokes, and created a lighthearted and welcoming atmosphere. So I was waiting until 10:00 before he called me up to the stand. He looks at the case and goes, “Niles? I’m afraid we don’t do Niles in this courtroom. They assigned you the wrong room, I apologize. Here, go to room 103 and the State’s Attorney will come bump you to the top of the list right away.” I didn’t mind, he was a nice guy. Even the attorney was cool as he walked with me and we carried on a nice little conversation. So I go to Room 103 and the atmosphere suddenly went from light to dark, like I was at the entryway to the seventh circle of hell. This new judge had a booming voice and a very cruel personality. Nobody was smiling, and the two State’s Attorneys were scrambling to keep up with his barking demands. When the Attorney I was with handed him the case, he goes, “There’s a line dammit, it will wait its turn like it is supposed to!” The State’s Attorney looked and me and gave me a re-assuring gesture with a soft smile, and I sat down. I watched this satanic judge chew out everyone in front of him, even the officers who simply had to say, “No, yes, no” to dismiss the case. I had a feeling I was going to get screwed with this guy. Three cases later he calls my name. I stand up and he barks my name again, louder, and looking up this time. I raise my hand and say “present” as I walked up to the stand. He looks at my case and goes, “What the hell? Niles? Traffic violation? At 9:30 in the morning? Who is the damn moron that assigned this ticket!” A few frantic officers and an Attorney rushed to his aide whimpering, “It must be a rookie sir, I think he was trained only a few weeks ago.” The Judge showed no mercy as he boomed, “This is ridiculous, this punk shouldn’t even be here until the 19th! We have morons working in our departments. You’re all incompetent!” Then he looks at me and goes, “I should send you home and tell you to come back here on the 19th, but you’d only waste my time again with a pathetic sob story!” My self control was borderlining, as I held in any sly comments my Greekness might throw out at him. I figured he’d make me pay a fine. After mumbling a few words to himself, he goes, “Jaffer, complaining witness? Jaffer?” No response. “How bout the moron officer, are you here?” No response. “Figures, incompetent people. Here, take your license and go!” he growled at me and tossed me my license. Stupid old me goes, “Oh wow, no fine?” He gave me a look straight out of hell and said, “Do you want one?” I quickly said, “No sir, thank you” and booked out of there with a power-walk, license in hand.
My escapade isn’t over yet. I still have to get a court date for my Arlington Heights ticket and go to that to get it taken off. Hopefully, I don’t get the same judge…