Archive for category: It’s Dead, Jim

My 2008 NFL Season Predictions

05 Sep 2008
September 5, 2008
This looks like a very good football season. Plenty of excellent teams out there, except for the NFC North where only the Vikings are semi-decent.

NFC
North: Vikings
South: Saints
East: Cowboys
West: Seahawks

AFC
North: Browns
South: Colts
East: Gaytriots
West: Chargers

Conference Champions
Cowboys, Chargers

Super Bowl Champions
Dallas Cowboys

10 things I learned this summer

03 Sep 2008
September 3, 2008
  1. You can never truly have a unique college experience unless the last course you take before getting your degree is Accounting 101, one of the building blocks to all your other business courses.
  2. Why so serious? Because $20 just barely got me by with a movie ticket, popcorn, and a drink.
  3. A gallon of gas in the U.S. costs as much as a 500ml bottle of water in Paris.
  4. No child should ever have to say that they visited Disneyland and heard Mickey Mouse and Buzz Lightyear speaking in French.
  5. Greek citizens are in an uproar…because the government is going to implement property taxes?
  6. It just isn’t summer unless a bit of your friend’s puke stains your car’s carpeting.
  7. British women are the top seekers for the morning-after pill at clinics when on summer vacation.
  8. Tricking out your hatchback to do 0 to 60 in 9 seconds is considered baller in Europe.
  9. So is owning a John Deere tractor.
  10. How can people say Polish jokes are mean when a Polish wireless carrier hires actors to stand in line for the iPhone cause regular citizens/potential customers wouldn’t?

My Political Compass

03 Jul 2008
July 3, 2008

Take the test at http://www.politicalcompass.org/test and see where you fall. With the help of Photoshop I combined the three end-result graphs into one. I really am not looking to see what your political stance is, but to point out where the world’s most powerful leaders fall. They all fall within arms length of each other. Some people may believe that we elected a bad president and it is better in other parts of the world. Is it? It seems like the rest of the world’s powerful nations elected similar leaders. Or is it simply the fact that we as a global society find leaders with these characteristics to be ideal?

Turkey is out!

25 Jun 2008
June 25, 2008

Thanks to Germany the threat of a non-European nation winning the Euro cup has been eliminated. I still don’t understand how a nation that isn’t part of Europe can participate in a European event…

Of Trip and T’Pol

23 Jun 2008
June 23, 2008

I just finished watching every single episode of Star Trek: Enterprise, from start to finish. Why? Because it’s the only season of Star Trek that I hadn’t avidly watched while it was on TV. The only episode I watched was the pilot, “Broken Bow,” when it launched. Now let me set the record straight by saying that I did not grow up on The Original Series. I grew up on The Next Generation and the movies of the ’80s. I did catch reruns of TOS on TV, but I have yet to see all the episodes (that’s going to happen within the next few months, since I’m watching Voyager start to finish now). I was well aware of the relationships between Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and their crew. I loved the movies, I could watch them over and over again. Even though I grew up with TNG and that is by far my favorite series, I am extremely well versed with the history of the TOS crew, on screen and behind the scenes.

Enterprise was doomed from the start because it was flawed. The first season was actually a pretty good intro season. It thoroughly captured the Star Trek feeling of exploration as well as the history behind the future. The crew’s mission was exploration, however the cowboy mentality quickly was overdone. I understand how the show’s creators were trying to bring back the camaraderie and friendships originally seen with Kirk, Spock, and McCoy, and they did a wonderful job with Archer, Tucker, and T’Pol. However, there was two radical differences between TOS and Enterprise that killed the Star Trek feel relatively quick.

First off, Kirk and his crew exercised cowboy diplomacy in the confines of structure and cooperation. Archer’s crew was defunct. Every episode seemed to be an authoritative tug-of-war between characters. Whether it was T’Pol constantly questioning Archer’s decisions all the way to the series finale, or Trip taking matters into his own hands and doing what is right for his own conscious, or Archer ruling cockily with an iron fist, the Big Three’s chemistry was not mixing well. Star Trek is supposed to be about embracing differences. Enterprise shunned differences between species by consciously promoting “human rights” and “human ideals” onto other species every episode. Hell, one of the most obvious instances of this occuring was during the fourth season episode “United” when Archer tells Shran and Gral to start acting more like humans. Furthermore, minor things such as the Captain having personal breakfast catering in the mornings and seperate dining quarters took away from the Star Trek feeling by separating the Captain from his crew. In Voyager, Janeway’s major concern was getting to know her crew better on a personal level. In Enterprise, Archer’s major concern was to get to know the crew better over a meal in his private quarters and then ignoring them for the rest of the season. That’s not Star Trek.

The second thing Enterprise did that steered it wrong was the exchange of a peaceful ship of exploration to a warship that had to meddle in everyone’s affairs. Star Trek is not a universe based on war campaigns. From the very first episode we get thrown into a war zone story arc regarding the Temporal Cold War. This arc haunts us through the beginning of the fourth season. The third season is extremely overwhelmed by the war theme. It is reflected in the storylines as well as the crew. Archer changes from being fair and compassionate to being ruthless and barbaric. Torture, piracy, trickery, and brute force are now the arsenal of Enterprise. Sure, there were wars in other series such as Deep Space 9 or mini war arcs like the Borg in TNG but the entire series did not transform itself around them. They still maintained the very ideals Star Trek was built on, something with Enterprise failed to do.

Overall I enjoyed watching Enterprise. I thought that character development between crewmates was superb, even though there were many plot holes and inconsistencies. I developed a kind of bond with some of the characters. The strongest character in the series was by far Dr. Phlox. He was flawless, and by flawless I mean that in every aspect: acting, development, consistency, and ethical standards. The strongest bond was with Trip and T’Pol. I wasn’t one of those fans that got a hard-on every time Jolene Blalock took the screen in her skintight Vulcan jumpsuit. The bond I developed was with Trip and T’Pol’s relationship. There was only one other time in all of Star Trek history where I’ve felt so emotionally strong towards a character or a character’s situation, and that was Data’s death in Nemesis. I found myself itching to learn with every episode of TPol or Tucker would just come out and say “I love you” to each other. They were meant to be, simple as that. Yet they were being forced apart by their surroundings and their own stubbornness. They should have ended up together. The passion and bond developed between those two was by far the strongest I’ve ever seen in Star Trek. It was un-proclaimed love for both of them. Not completing the obvious was a great injustice to the series. An even greater injustice was Trip’s death, as it was resolved in the shittiest way possible. Captain Archer lost his best friend, yet he was able to be all optimistic and smiles about it right after. “Dude, my best bud just died but I’m about to go out and floor these guys with my kickass speech!” There was absolutely no mourning for Trip. Not even T’Pol gave him proper mourning. His death was treated as if he was a red shirt. That’s something I can never forgive Bragga, Berman and Sussman for.

Enterprise is an overall OK series if you just want to watch for entertainment. If anything is to be taken from this series is the character development with each other, instead of their surroundings. The creators nailed pretty close to home to creating a family feel to the crew. They nailed pretty far from home on the things that make Star Trek what it is.

Journalism vs Blogging

01 May 2008
May 1, 2008

It’s always interesting to watch the ongoing battle between journalists and bloggers. It’s mostly prevalent in the sports industry, and the other night we got an all-out uncensored dose of the heat on Costas Now. You can watch the full clip below.

So is blogging killing journalism? Of course not. Journalism is still the main source of news, whether it be in print, television, radio, or the internet. The difference between journalism and blogging is that journalism delivers facts (most of the time) whereas blogging is entirely opinion based. You don’t go to a blog to find the stats and the professional rundown of the game. You go to a site like ESPN or Yahoo! Sports for that. However, once journalism takes a turn towards opinion, it becomes blogging. I don’t care if it is Jay Mariotti running a rant in the Chicago Sun Times or John Stossel launching another segment of Give Me A Break on 20/20. The moment a journalist ventures into the world of opinion he or she does not differentiate themselves from the rest of the bloggers.

So why should bloggers be discredited for voicing an opinion if professional journalists are doing the same thing? Is their opinion more credible because they have years of industry experience? Not at all. An opinion is not right or wrong, and does not carry the weight of more credibility because it comes from a journalist. In the video above, it’s funny to watch Buzz Bissinger attack Will Leitch in the same way he accuses Will Leitch of crudely acting on his blog, Deadspin. Everything that Bissinger is standing up against suddenly goes down the toilet when anger takes over and he does exactly what he is denouncing. Nice going Bissinger. Not only do you look like a Neanderthal, but you act like one too.

This is Sparta?

24 Apr 2008
April 24, 2008



Since when did King Leonidas retire from kicking ass and become a tasty Belgian chocolate?

The Cubbies are in first place!

23 Apr 2008
April 23, 2008

Then again, so are the White Sox but nobody cares. It would be awesome if there was a Cubs-Sox World Series, though. Id love to see the Sox get swept!

Today was a good day

21 Apr 2008
April 21, 2008

It started off shitty because I went to the train station and realized that I had forgotten my backpack which had my paper that was due for my night class. I tried ditching my first class to go to the computer lab to redo my paper but Blackboard was down so I couldn’t do shit. I went to my class, which was a lot of fun for the professor because he likes listening to himself. Then my day got better because I went out to eat with my friends. At that point, I just decided to ditch class. After lunch we went and smoked hookah, and then decided to go eat around 6:00. At 6:15 my friend sends me a text message asking if I heard about the bomb threat. Bomb threat? Turns out my school received a bomb threat so all night classes in my building got canceled! Sweet! After an awesome dinner at Wildfire, I came home and waiting for me was a little brown Amazon.com box. Inside it? Grand Turismo 5: Prologue. Fuck yeah!

This shit is just fucked up

18 Apr 2008
April 18, 2008

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Sorry, people like this sick fuck need to be guillotined in public.